Monday, 17 November 2014

ComedyCoup: If I had 15 ComedyCoup Projects

I have really been enjoying the CBC's ComedyCoup, as can be seen from all the blog posts I have written about it. I have watched a lot of videos and delved into a lot of the projects, and I liked a lot of what I've seen.

However, I do sometimes disagree with the choices that fans have made to promote certain projects and leave others behind, so I have decided to make my very own Top 15 list. These are the shows that I wish had made the Top 15 mixed in with shows that very much did make the Top 15.

Of course, as per my previous blog post my number one project on ComedyCoup is:


I am all in for Welcome to Tulip and this is my choice as the best project on ComedyCoup. The next four in my Final 5 are:

2. Charlie And Yoni. #LifeAfter30.
3. Dépflies
4. Heir Heads
5. Humantown 

This was an incredibly difficult list to make, and these projects are often separated by a hair. To round off my Top 15 there are projects that were really close to getting into my Final 5 and that I agonized over excluding:


Finally, we come to the rest of the projects I thought deserved to be in the Top 15. Some of these never made it past the Top 55, but I thought they very much deserved to. Some of these are in the Top 15, and it is well deserved:


There are a lot of great projects that made it this far on ComedyCoup, and a lot of great projects that didn't. Quite frankly, choosing the best of these projects is often just rolling the dice and seeing which great project from amongst a lot of great projects gets chosen.

I would be remiss if I didn't mention a bunch of the projects that did not make my final cut, but very well could have. My honourable mentions are:

I think all of these projects are excellent, and I think many of them had a good chance to win the whole thing. I am looking forward to the next round of ComedyCoup, I'm eager to see what will happen!

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Sunday, 16 November 2014

ComedyCoup: One Comedy Show to Rule Them All

After days of agonizing and wrestling with this difficult decision, I know which ComedyCoup project should win and be accelerated into its very own show.

My choice for the best project ComedyCoup ever did see is:


There are so many reasons why Welcome To Tulip is my personal choice, the three main ones are the spot on comic abilities displayed by the Tulip Gang, the technical proficiency displayed with every video the Tulip Gang makes, and the twist on the classic small town theme that pervades so much Canadiana. Welcome To Tulip is set in a hamlet where the main source of income is a theatre that attracts the touristy element. Ever since Sunshine Sketches of a Little Town by Stephen Leacock, written over 100 years ago, there has a proud tradition of satirizing the follies and antics of people living in little towns that dot our great nation. This isn't your average small town comedy though, the antics look to be hilarious. The writing and acting for Welcome To Tulip is top notch in the comedy department, which is important for a comedy show. The Tulip Gang will do anything for a laugh, including jump into the cold, cold ocean. These expert comedy stylings are leavened with great technical talent as the guys in the Tulip Gang know exactly where to put the camera and exactly what to do with it. Whether it's a scene that looks like a single shot, or horror angles and shaky camera that add a surreal element to the scene, Welcome to Tulip looks like a show that's already been airing for years.

Everyone must vote for Welcome To Tulip to win ComedyCoup, follow them on Twitter and Facebook, and above all: vote and #BeFanatic for Welcome To Tulip!

Wednesday, 12 November 2014

The ComedyCoup Strain: Countdown to Greatness

You can see from my previous blog post about ComedyCoup how I would be very hesitant to choose my very favourite from amongst all these great shows. It'd be kind of like asking me to choose my favourite (non-existent) child. I'd have to think for a little while, but there would be a very clear winner and a whole lot of losers. In the end, I am going to have to say that my very favourite project featured on ComedyCoup, the project that I think should win the grand prize and get to film a real life TV show pilot is.... (drumroll)...

No wait, I'm not at all ready to reveal that information. I will reveal it on, or possibly before, Sunday, but for now I'd like to throw out a few mentions for a few great projects and recap the projects I like. Almost all of the Top 15 projects deserve to be accelerated, so I've taken out my garden shears of criticism and hacked away until I developed a definitive list. The projects I mention are all great and I would be glad if any one of them won the big prize for ComedyCoup.

But first, a few honourable mentions: I would be remiss if I didn't begin with Geoff and the Ninja. This is a show about a guy down on his luck who is forced to get a ninja as a roommate. This project was made by a few guys from my hometown, which is pretty darn cool. Finally, Buddy Guys is very much worth a a look. This project makes me laugh out loud, and I love how they flipped the majority group/minority group expectations in their last video.

To recap, here are my favourite ComedyCoup projects from the Top 15. Each and every one of these projects deserves a look:

Tuesday, 11 November 2014

Which Comedy is the Coupiest of all the Comedies on ComedyCoup?

If you haven't heard, at this very moment the CBC is holding a competition called ComedyCoup. In a nutshell, this is a sort of contest that a number of aspiring television show makers have entered for the chance to win $500,000 to make a half hour comedy TV show pilot (hence the name).

I love the concept for this competition, I've watched almost 200 aspiring trailers, and I must say, there have been some amazing shows submitted to ComedyCoup. So many that I would love to watch as a half hour television show. If I owned a production company, I would totally pick up a few of these and try to turn them into pilots.

A few of the shows I love include, in no particular order:

First of all, there is Dépflies, a show about people who hang out at the local dépanneur ("convenience store" for all you Anglos out there), it's like Clerks, but set in Montréal. If Dépflies wins, it'll be Canada's first bi-lingual comedy show! Another show that I am liking so far is Bike Cops. Set in Toronto, Bike Cops follows the epic adventures of the most fearsome squad on the force! Well, actually, it's about the misadventures about the most goofy squad on the force. Then there is Heir Heads, two lovable morons are set to inherit their dad's billions. That is, if they can earn a ONE MILLION DOLLARS (hold pinky to mouth) all on their own. One of the heir heads, Ryan Beil, totally reminds me of a Canadian David Mitchell. I hope we'll get to see much more of Humantown, even if they don't win the ComedyCoup. The premise of this show is that it is a wacky sketch comedy show were all the sketches bleed into one another. It looks to be funny as heck. Charlie And Yoni. #LifeAfter30. is a fun romp, it's nice to see an irreverent women-centric comedy. Just don't warn them about their title, they're well aware of it! I'm also pretty sure that making your title a hashtag is marketing gold. A small town show that will be huge is Welcome to Tulip. These guys look like they'll do anything in the name of comedy. Anything. Finally, I couldn't live with myself if I didn't mention Infinite Possibilities, (it's like a Canadian comedy Quantum Leap), Wharf Rats, (though this one might have too much man butt for me), and Roll For Damage, (why aren't there more DND related TV shows out there?)

How could anyone ever pick and choose which is best from amongst these comedy gems? This is such a hard choice to make. Though, I would have to say my personal top 5, again, in no particular order, (discounting the top 1, which I will blog about later) are:





I want these amazing projects to make it into the Top 5, but I do have a favourite. Soon I will choose my very favourite of the ComedyCoup shows and tell you exactly why I think it deserves to win the contest. Until then, bye bye for now!

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Wednesday, 18 July 2012

Canada still has to have hate speech laws

Now that Section 13 of the Canadian Human Rights Act is effectively dead and gone, some folks are crawling out of the woodwork to celebrate its demise and to write rousing defences of hate speech in Canada. One such commentator is Andrew Coyne, former national editor for Maclean's, columnist for the National Post, and TV personality.

Such a defence of hate speech was published today in Full Comment column in the National Post entitled "Why does Canada still have a hate speech law?" In this column we see Mr. Coyne argue that Section 319.2 of the Criminal Code of Canada is somehow an affront to freedom. The column is a little muddy, as Mr. Coyne seems to equivocate quite a bit by presenting some arguments in favour of hate speech laws, and never really coming out and saying clearly what he means; but I think his main argument is that hate speech laws infringe on freedom of speech (guaranteed in Section 2 of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms,) but I maintain that hate speech itself violates Section 15 of the Charter, has no actual basis in fact, deserves absolutely no special protections and is a bad thing for all of society.

What's wrong with hate speech? To put it quite simply, hate speech creates an unequal society and contributes and expands already socially existing institutional hatred towards vulnerable groups. At its heart, the unbalancing of society is the very antithesis of what Canada was founded on and what it stands for today. After the Battle of the Plains of Abraham Britain had the opportunity to attempt to assimilate the French colonists in Canada, to force them to speak English and adopt British customs and culture. Instead, the British mandated that the habitants could keep their language, culture and even their own civil laws (which is why Québec does not use British Common Law, but instead uses French Civil Code of Laws to this day.) In that same vein, the Royal Proclamation of 1763 ruled that Indian lands could not be settled on by British settlers until treaties were signed between the Crown and the Indian nations who lived there. This was in contrast to the American treatment of Native Americans which essentially amounted to attempts at genocide, and while Canada's history regarding First Nations people is not spotless by any stretch of the imagination, the Royal Proclamation was another example of attempts to live in peace and harmony with all cultures and peoples within the borders of Canada. The rights set forth in the Royal Proclamation are even mentioned as still in force and protexted by Section 25 of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms.

Hate speech is often depicted as a difference of opinion, as one valid way to look at the world. It is often defended as political speech, or personal speech. However, if one examines the scientific and historical facts surrounding "race," one quickly discovers that there is actually no scientific basis for race, that race is an entirely social construct based on minor differences between groups of people and ingrained social and historical prejudices. When the human genome was mapped in the late 1990s, it was discovered that "there is the same amount of genetic variation among individuals within a so called racial group as there is between individuals in different racial groups" (Beckerman). Here is an interesting YouTube video that explains how "race" has no basis in genetics. The final nail in the race coffin is when we look how it was applied to group of people historically. For example, at one time the Irish were considered an inferior race, more akin to "Negros" than to Teutonic races. Such speculation ignores the fact that it is now thought that every human being is descended from ancestors in Africa. Another "proof" that some races are inferior to others is cited IQ scores, however this ignores the fact that it is impossible to make an IQ test that isn't culturally biased, and thus most IQ tests will measure how much of a middle-class white person one is rather than real intelligence. The curious phenomenon of one experiment showing that the IQ scores of black students improving after the election of Barack Obama as President of the United States and becoming statistically equivalent to white IQ scores suggests that positive stereotypes and negative stereotypes have an influence on IQ scores.


Why are people so eager to defend such garbage speech? It does nothing to advance society, it does not lead to enlightenment or answer any important questions. Indeed, hate speech actively damages society, it is like a poison that infects people's thoughts and creates a hostile environment towards certain groups in society that are already vulnerable simply because they are not the societal norm (i.e. white, able-bodied, male, heterosexual, etc..) Free speech is important, but there are far better examples of speech that should be protected without resorting to accepting and defending hate speech.

Hate speech is not a political speech, and it does not convey political ideas. Politics applies to all people, regardless of who they are, and I doubt you'd ever see a political party defending or espousing hate speech, unless they want to become unelectable to large swaths of the population (just as the Conservatives or the Liberals, both parties tussling over the immigrant vote in Canada.)

The purpose of the government in Canada is to maintain "Peace, Order and Good Government." (Section 91 of the Constitution Act, 1867.) This is why we have the Criminal Code of Canada, it's why we have laws protecting consumers from dangerous products, it's why we have a court system that is tasked with settling disputes between people, it is why we prosecute murder and other crimes.

Hate speech is dangerous and actively damages society. It turns the powerful majority against powerless minorities, it undermines the basic idea that all people should be equal under the law (the Rule of Law,) it can lead to harm of minority groups, and it can perpetrate a cycle of hatred for vulnerable groups in society much the same way abusive parents can spawn generations of children who in turn become abusive parents.

If a product on the shelves in Canadian stores contains a dangerous ingredient that leads to the harm and death of people in Canada, then is it not the government's duty to ban that dangerous ingredient? The current government of Canada seems to agree with that sentiment when they declared Bisphenol A a dangerous substance, toxic to health and the environment. In that same notion, isn't it important for the government to make laws and rules to protect society from toxic thoughts and ideas that have the potential to harm and damage society? If a certain, vital, rich culture in Canada is targeted by those who spew hate speech, and that group is marginalized by society or damaged by that hate speech, then is it not the government's duty to protect that group just as they would protect any Canadian?

If I may, I'd like to speak from a personal point of view. I'm legally blind, and as an elementary school student, my fellow classmates felt this disability was a valid reason to marginalize and make fun of me. It didn't help that the school and CNIB furnished me with a special desk that put my schoolwork closer to my face to prevent straining my back and neck from being hunched over all the time. While this desk was a way to help me, it made me different from other students, no longer "normal," and made me an easy target for ridicule. This (very loosely defined) "hate speech" levelled towards me had a huge impact on my sense of self-worth and self-esteem. Those taunts against me made me feel worthless, abnormal, it robbed me of the sense that I had the ability to accomplish things. Someone who doesn't have a physical disability simply can't understand what it was like for me, they can't understand how psychologically damaging it is to be insulted and taunted for something you were born with and can never change about yourself. Likewise, white folks like Mr. Coyne and I cannot possibly understand what racism is like, what effects it has on those who are it's victims. I imagine it is something like what my classmates did to me when they bullied and harassed me for simply having poor eyesight.

Mr. Coyne argues that hate speech laws are simply a case of "hurt feelings," but that is a flippant and very inaccurate description. More accurately, hate speech is hating someone simply for the way they were born, it is invalidating a person's very humanity itself. Hate speech, and institutional racism in all its forms, accomplishes the same thing torture is meant to do on an emotional, mental, and (dare is say?) spiritual level: strip someone of their humanity. It has the effect of turning them into something not "normal" or acceptable to society, of "othering" people. And those who post their hate speech on the internet are using a public forum to broadcast these views and disseminate them to the public at large. By allowing people to engage in hate speech, we are allowing them to spread ignorance, hatred and fear of people for being who they were born as. It seems to me that the "hurt feelings" defence of hate speech is simply a way to minimize the experiences and feelings of those who are a target of hate speech. It hearkens back to the old lie that "sticks and stones may break my bones..." but the truth is that you have to be in a pretty high place in society (i.e. a white man in Canada who's also a public figure in the media) to never experience what real hatred and prejudice feels like or what affect it has on one's very mind and soul.

All this being said, I do not think Andrew Coyne is racist in any way. I also often really enjoy his writing (his recent piece "How Canada broke up with the U.S." is funny and interesting) I also do not begrudge him writing the piece I am responding to, his opinion in this case is perfectly valid, and I welcome the debate, which is why I wrote this rebuttal.


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